So today, I go on site to reinstall repinned WNG shanks, in a Chinese piano I had done a fair amount of work to. It is a nice sounding and playing entry level 6 ft grand.
The whole episode was to address noises in the action that were driving the customer nuts. Installed the stack, re- regulated, just needed tweaks to everything else after the dropped shanks were addressed. I'm paranoid about the noise at this point, and figured I'd missed something in the rebuild 2.5 years ago. So though I hear action noise, normal action noise, I'm not sure what he's going to call out, if anything. I call him in to play. He says I fixed it...good. He starts playing, and finds a tenor note and says, it sounds like the key is "hitting paper". This is a rather reverberant room, so its loud in there when he plays. So I think to myself , "he can hear wood hitting paper amidst this level of sound"? I look under the front of the key, and indeed see I left a green punching on top of the felt, which I often do when regulating...I usually come back later and put them all under the felt..but I missed this one. I ask him to play. He says "that fixed it".
I back up a little, and then say to him, in these exact words..."Then you're F..ked. Your hearing is so acute, any piano will drive you bananas...we don't have a prayer, unless you realize how acute your hearing is, and allow yourself to hear some trash". He took it well, and related it to his wife, as a new realization he had not yet considered, having very acute hearing. Then I said "I can fix any noise, it just will depend on how much you are willing to pay me". He thought about it. Then he picked out a damper that was admittedly damping a tiny bit slow, but only if you wail on the key. I said again, I will go over all the dampers, "but you have to be willing to pay for the time, and dampers take serious time to deal with gremlins". He thought about it.
Then...with all these noises some people are hearing and others not, I myself, hear a weird beating happening on every note, especially in the alto capo...but everywhere else. It doesn't bug him, so I don't mention it. I think to myself, "now, what the f..k is this". It wasn't falseness. It was an even 6 or 7 beats/second, on all the notes. I start messing with string braid...nope. I know it didn't make this sound in the shop, and I know its not falseness. Then I look up and see the ceiling fan turning silently and slowly. I turn off the fan, wait for it to stop. The beating "magically" stops.
Once one starts looking for noises, they will magically appear. I will try and fix whatever noise he hears, but I told him my hourly rates, and I will only do it on a straight hourly basis.
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Jim Ialeggio
grandpianosolutions.com
Shirley, MA
978 425-9026
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Original Message:
Sent: 05-27-2021 00:56
From: David Love
Subject: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
Then everyone's happy. Problem solved.
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David Love RPT
www.davidlovepianos.com
davidlovepianos@comcast.net
415 407 8320
Original Message:
Sent: 05-26-2021 02:00
From: Susan Kline
Subject: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
David, the least favorite customer and the least favorite local tech could get their own back by liking each other.
Original Message:
Sent: 5/26/2021 12:32:00 AM
From: David Love
Subject: RE: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
No one said refer them to your least favorite local tech either. But it's not a bad idea.
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David Love RPT
www.davidlovepianos.com
davidlovepianos@comcast.net
415 407 8320
Original Message:
Sent: 05-25-2021 10:07
From: Thomas Wright
Subject: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
Thank you all for your input, I appreciate it. No-one recommended catering to clients dictating tuning alterations. I tend to agree.
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Tom Wright, RPT
Original Message:
Sent: 05-22-2021 05:34
From: Terrence Farrell
Subject: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
Thomas - you mention poorly-matched wound strings and treble complaints. It is extremely rare (as in just about NEVER!) that I have serviced a piano that did not have some poorly-matched bass strings and false beats in the treble. Once in a while, you can tune out a false beat, but rarely. These are problems/imperfections with the piano - not your tuning. All you can do is point them out, and if the client cannot comprehend that, then just avoid the client in the future.
I had an elderly lady that I tuned her Betsy Ross spinet. She called me back to retune a couple notes, which I did and she was happy. She called me a week later with more tuning-related complaints. Her piano was on her back porch right next to the driveway. I arrived at her house on my motorcycle which at the time had open pipes - it was not super-sound, but fairly loud. I pulled up next to her porch where the piano was and saw her playing the piano. I sat there for a few minutes and she didn't look at me. I revved up my little motor and she never missed a beat with her playing. I swear, the lady was stone deaf.
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Terry Farrell
Farrell Piano Service, Inc.
Brandon, Florida
terry@farrellpiano.com
813-684-3505
Original Message:
Sent: 05-21-2021 13:39
From: Thomas Wright
Subject: Customer gets tuning tweaks on tricky piano. Advice?
I have a friendly, musically well-credentialed client. After I tune their piano, they regularly note and request improvements as soon as I'm finished. In the past, I've responded to the customer's critiques by attempting to improve whatever notes the customer pointed out. I find that I also hear what the customer hears, but that the tight treble pins make it challenging to get the kind of dead-on unison clarity that the customer is listening for. Not only this; there are dissonant rear duplexes, other imperfections, an unusual tenor scaling compromise, and bichords with unmatched harmonics. The piano is a bit less-common and seems to be an attempt to manufacture a quality piano - but with some lack of complete engineering or design experience when compared to many modern pianos. That said, I'm obviously not an engineer / piano designer.
I do happen to be the last in a lineup of piano technicians who've tuned for the client. The client has also occasionally complained about the cost of tunings and has some recommended regulation and hammer maintenance that they've deferred for a while. That said, even if I did everything possible to improve the piano, I think there might still be dissatisfaction. Now they've reached out for another tuning visit. Is it time to implement a change? I've worked myself a bit into a corner, and in spite of these challenges, I've gotten along okay with the client, who is also differently-abled (has an impairment). In this case I'm somewhat sensitive to the extent that the customer relies on having a technician they trust and are satisfied with, even in a more difficult arrangement. The customer might suffer more than I, if I do anything to alter the arrangement as it stands; you see, nothing else has quite worked for them so far. A series of rather disappointing experiences in the pursuit of a degree of perfection, after buying an expensive-enough piano.
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Tom Wright, RPT
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