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"…My Late Husband"

  • 1.  "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 11 days ago
    I sent this out yesterday, addressed to both of the scam emails of the day. Any time I collect 5 of them, I'll send this out.

    "You've reached just the right person. I recently opened a piano store (Piano Salon International), and sell 3-4 pianos a month. Currently, the offers to take possession of a departed spouse's piano are coming in so frequently  these days, that I can choose only those offers who pay for the delivery of the piano. I am sorry for your loss, but I'll have to decline unless I'm assured that you're paying for the delivery, and there will be no further costs for me to pay. I look forward to it showing up at my doorstep.

    Bill
    sales@pianosaloninternational.scam"

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    William Ballard RPT
    WBPS
    Saxtons River VT
    802-869-9107

    "Our lives contain a thousand springs
    and dies if one be gone
    Strange that a harp of a thousand strings
    should keep in tune so long."
    ...........Dr. Watts, "The Continental Harmony,1774
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  • 2.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Posted 10 days ago
    Haha
    Actually,, Piano Salon International is an incredibly good name.
    Pianos have a mysticism in the wealthy. The idea that it's like a hair style could do much for moving or fixing the broken down inventory that's basically just part of an interior decorator scheme.

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    Keith Roberts
    owner
    Hathaway Pines CA
    209-770-4312
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  • 3.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 10 days ago
    HAHA!  ...OMG... What if we ALL started doing that?!?  What say you? We can ask everyone to copy & paste that into return emails, & we can share it on the FB groups too. That would be hilarious. LOL!

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    Maggie Jusiel, RPT
    Athens, WV
    (304)952-8615
    mags@timandmaggie.net
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  • 4.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 10 days ago
    www.pianosalesinternational.com is available..

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    -Phil Bondi
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  • 5.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 10 days ago
    Keith, wanna buy a piano, or the toll booth rights to the Brooklyn Bridge <G>?

    William Ballard
    sales@pianosaloninternational.scam"


  • 6.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 10 days ago
    I'm holding out for the url suffix "scam".

    And yes Maggie, feel free to make use of this. (BTW, I just got a Nigerian scam ("May we hold $5M temporarily in your bank account, for a 10% fee"), in Norwegian. That's what I get for hanging around with Rigs Brekne.

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    William Ballard RPT
    WBPS
    Saxtons River VT
    802-869-9107

    "Our lives contain a thousand springs
    and dies if one be gone
    Strange that a harp of a thousand strings
    should keep in tune so long."
    ...........Dr. Watts, "The Continental Harmony,1774
    +++++++++++++++++++++
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  • 7.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 10 days ago

    That's funny. Talk about spamming the spammers, LOL.

    A few months ago I found out I was the long lost nephew of the recently deceased king of Botswana. He left me $10 billion dollars. All I had to do was submit my name, address, SSN, credit / debit card numbers, and banking info. Who knew I had a famous uncle? 



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    Benjamin Sanchez, RPT
    Piano Technician / Artisan
    (256) 947-9999
    www.professional-piano-services.com
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  • 8.  RE: "…My Late Husband"

    Registered Piano Technician
    Posted 9 days ago
    Ha! Only problem, there’s no toll booth on the Brooklyn Bridge (yet.).
    Oh wait, that fits perfectly. Keith, don’t buy it from Bill, buy it from me!


    Joe Wiencek
    NYC.