Hello Michelle and Everybody,
Ah, this is a subject near and dear to my heart; I believe it is the hardest part of my job. Last spring we had two spills into the treble area of 2 grands pianos, a Baldwin F and a Steinway M. At SFSU it's very difficult (OK, actually impossible) to control who has access to the practice rooms and even some of the class rooms, as it is an open campus. We don't even have practice room monitors right now, nor would I expect a fellow student to be able to adequately police what goes on in the practice rooms. As was noted in another post, that's more than a full-time job.
For any upright that has a hinge down the middle of the top of the piano, please, I beg you, don't delay acquiring a cover (even if it's just a piece of plywood with a groove routed out for the hinge that protrudes) for the tops of these new pianos. It's not a question of if, but when, some dope will spill their coffee into the piano and nail the dampers and bass strings. It's worth a minor cost in materials to prevent hundreds or thousands of dollars in damages. Let's face it, people are going to set drinks on the tops of pianos, even with snappy signs warning them not to. I believe you can purchase a cover for the top of a U1.
I have found that using snarky humor (ala the posting by Ron Nossaman regarding exploding food/drink and body parts. I like it!) was pretty well-received, although I still have to go terrorize the students occasionally when one of the nincompoops has placed a drink right in front of or on the sign. My boss loved them, and I got positive feedback from the students and the faculty.
I'm thinking that I'll base a sign on the newest Star Wars movie coming out this month, something about the force or whatever new catch-phrase appears in the dialogue. Finding a way to reach the students via popular culture should also be effective.
I will post to the list the signs I made up separately; please feel free to plagiarize, alter or otherwise customize to suit. I contacted the Home Office a few weeks ago and asked if they wanted to make use of them, but I have not heard anything just yet. Kathy said the most likely spot for them would be in the business aids section.
I think it would be useful to have a bunch of these sorts of signs ready-made for people to use as needed. Maybe send some ideas to the Home Office, let them turn them into professional looking signs.
One of the signs also deals with chewing gum, of which we had an epidemic a year or two ago.
Margie Williams
pnotuner@pacbell.net"We, the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing." (Unknown)
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Hi folks...
I will figure out how to search for such a subject in here, but I'd like to start some (new?) dialog on how everyone "deals" with food and drink in practice rooms.
At my new job here at WWU, there is no signage (YET) in any of the rooms.
We bare very soon getting in a slew of new uprights in there and I will be even more neurotic if I see food or drink on them.
I mentioned (in jest) that fining students for bringing food/ drink in there would be great (and I actually think they are going to look into it) but I don't know how that could be implemented- or used for visiting folks- and I certainly don't want to be play "officer UNfriendly".
I'm thinking some good words and a couple of pictures of killer clowns holding severed limbs would do the trick (for that would scare ME..) but wondering what you folks do and if you have a protocol for dealing with it.
many thanks in advance!!
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Michelle
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Michelle Stranges
Western Washington University
Bellingham, WA
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